A Promise Is A Promise

I promised Gemma I would mention her in my blog, and a promise is a promise, so heres a few limericks about her

(I apoligise for the lack of imagination, I didn't have much time to prepare.)

1.

There once was a girl called Gems

Who lived slightly south of the Thames.

When offered a biscuit

She said "I won't risk it,

I think I'll just eat M&Ms."

2.

There once was a girl called Gemma

Who had an embarrassing dilemma

When talking to males

She nibbled her nails

But no one had courage to tell her.

3.

A girl called Gems took a pill

Which made her exceedingly ill

She fainted in class

Hit her head on the glass

And started the school fire drill.

Happy Gems? Sorry they're not great, but I didn't have a clue what to write.