Saturday, 28 February 2009

A Promise Is A Promise

I promised Gemma I would mention her in my blog, and a promise is a promise, so heres a few limericks about her
(I apoligise for the lack of imagination, I didn't have much time to prepare.)

There once was a girl called Gems
Who lived slightly south of the Thames.
When offered a biscuit
She said "I won't risk it,
I think I'll just eat M&Ms."

There once was a girl called Gemma
Who had an embarrassing dilemma
When talking to males
She nibbled her nails
But no one had courage to tell her.

A girl called Gems took a pill
Which made her exceedingly ill
She fainted in class
Hit her head on the glass
And started the school fire drill.

Happy Gems? Sorry they're not great, but I didn't have a clue what to write.

1 comment:

  1. that was awesome!! aha you now need to write about why you love me!!

    xx :D love you babe